Sidhu's sixers

Many are good. (even though some are too far)

• That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.
• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
• He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
• The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
• As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
• The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
• The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
• The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a small child is in a bar!
• The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one falls and everything else falls!
• Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
• You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
• He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
• One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
• Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
• Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
• You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
• The cat with gloves catches no mice.
• Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
• He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
• The world is all about mind and matter, I don't mind and U don't matter...
• In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!